Tankfest 2026

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For Christmas last year, the kids got me a ticket to Tankfest 2026, held at Bovington Tank Museum in Dorset at the end of June.

Although I’ve been to the Tank Museum many times, this was my first Tankfest…and a great day out it proved to be. Okay, it was the hottest day of the year, but there was plenty of shade in the museum when things got a bit much outside, loads of free water stations scattered throughout the site, and regular warnings from the organisers about the need for sun cream and hydration. Plenty of toilets too: no queueing involved!

So what was it like? Parking is easy - all laid on and included in the price of the ticket - and the queue to get in was fast-moving and well-organised.

The entrance leads you into the main outdoor area: a combination of lots of living history stands and installations, the tank park, concession stands selling food and drink, and a mini-market area with stalls selling tank- and/or military-themed items. There were even two pop-up wargaming stores: one from Entoyment in Poole and one from Warlord.

I spent a very happy couple of hours wandering around this area, trying to take it all in. The tank park gives you the chance to see everything from a Mother to a Challenger right up close, and you could handle a wide variety of smallarms and man-portable anti-tank weapons. Everyone manning the stands was very friendly and keen to share: highlights included the StuG and Nashorn on a visit from the Nederlands

The queues for the concessions stand were variable: not long if you picked your moments, a right pain if you wanted something at peak times. Good variety on offer: pizza, burgers etc plus ice cream and cakes!

Past the main outdoor area is the arena where you can actually see the tanks in action. Next time I go I’ll book a grandstand seat, but only because of the sun this year: you can see the action really well from anywhere around the arena. It’s here you get to really understand the sheer power and noise of the vehicles, especially the modern main battle tanks. According to the commentators, modern MBTs have the silencers removed from the engine as the noise the tank makes is part of the intimidation factor, and you can certainly feel the tanks going by in your bones as they pass.

As a special treat this year, the new Challenger 3 had it’s first public appearance: very cool, and now with a reversing camera!

Interestingly, the StuG threw a track whilst taking part in a mock battle in the arena: they then had to break out an ARVE and recover it so the track could be reseated. Took a couple of hours to get it all done, and that was without people shooting at them!

In addition to the above, you can visit the Museum itself: highly recommended in its own right. There were loads of new things to see since my last visit, and getting around everything took me a good couple of hours, and that was moving quickly.

So all in all Tankfest gets a big thumbs up from me. I was there from 8.30am (when it opened) until 4pm, so left before the main British Army demo. I almost stayed, but I’d had enough sun by then and had a 2½ drive to get home to look forward to.

Highly recommended!

IABSM AAR: Pegasus Bridge Playtest

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This year is the 75th anniversary of the successful assault on Pegasus Bridge by glider infantry of the 2nd Battalion, the Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire Light Infantry, British 6th Airborne Division, commanded by Major John Howard. The successful taking of the bridges played an important role in limiting the effectiveness of a German counter-attack in the days and weeks following the Normandy invasion.

The Soldiers of Oxfordshire Museum (SOFO) is putting on an exhibition to celebrate the anniversary, and it looks as if a few of us might be able to run a demo game of IABSM one weekend at the museum to help bring the event to life for the general public.

All the running for this is being done by friend Dave, so all I had to do recently was to take part in a playtest of the game to be run. Click on the picture below to see all…

The Musée de l’Armée, Paris

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Recently, there have been a spate of people on the TooFatLardies Yahoo Group mentioning how good the Musée de l’Armée in Paris is. 

Reading their recommendations sparked off an idea in my head: I had a few days holiday left over from last year that I had to take before the end of March and, never having “done” Paris before, thought I’d take the opportunity to do so, with the Musée being one of my main objectives.

A quick surf of the net secured me Eurostar tickets and three nights in a 3* hotel for only £240. With such a short time available, I planned what I was going to do with military efficiency, including pre-buying a Paris Museum pass and a Metro pass. For those interested, I ended up almost exactly cost-neutral on the Museum Pass, but really appreciated not having to queue for tickets anywhere; and used the Metro constantly: things in Paris are a lot further apart than the maps suggest!

I’d allocated Tuesday late morning for the Musée. The plan was to get up early and visit the Eiffel Tower first thing, then walk to Les Invalides, which is where the army museum is.

The Tower is amazing (get there forty-five minutes before opening time:  I did so, and was first in the queue with, by the time it opened, some 500 people behind me!) so it was mid-morning by the time I arrived at Les Invalides. 

The Courtyard

I entered from the river side of the building, which means that I ended up in the central courtyard almost immediately. It’s impressive, with various bits of kit scattered around the walkway around the outside.

Pictured here is a Renault FT-17 tank, the world’s “first modern tank” that set the standard for AFV design i.e. tracks at the side, turret on top. What amazed me was how small it was, and how fragile the front hatch looked. 

The Exhibitions

There are five main things that I’d recommend seeing at the Musée:

  • the arms and armour galleries
  • Louis XIV to Napoleon III (obviously including Napoleon I)
  • the WW1 and WW2 galleries
  • the Plans-Reliefs
  • Napoleon’s Tomb

Old Armour and Weapons: 13th to 17th Century

This is an amazing collection of the aforementioned old armour and weapons. Most impressive are the galleries of suits of full- or half-armour made for royalty or other noble-types. Also very impressive are the glass-fronted storerooms of full suits of armour such as the one pictured here. These are just the storerooms, not the main exhibits, and look rather chillingly like a scene from a Cyberman attack!

There are also a lot of weapons on show. A lot. This sort of thing is a particular interest of mine, and I spent a lot of time wandering round reminding myself of the difference between a morion and a sallet, and attempting to remember the difference between a glaive and a guisarme.

It’s nicely laid out in a rough circuit, and well worth doing.

Louis XIV to Napoleon III

Loved this gallery as well. Loads of uniforms on show, including an absolutely incredible gallery full of original Napoleonic cavalry uniforms (see pictures, below). 

They also have loads and loads of hand guns and long arms, really depicting the transition from matchlock to wheel-lock to flint-lock etc. Lots of swords as well.

The accompanying history was also good. I made a point of watching their video displays of various important battles of the period: imagine a series of large coffee-tables with a screen instead of a surface, with the battles playing out on top of them with commentary through headphones.

Finally, I also liked all the bric-a-brac, with my favourite being dispatch cases printed with the name of the Marshall whose orders they contained.

Lunch

I took a break for lunch at this point. I would highly recommend using the on-site restaurant. Here’s a picture of my lunch: delicious!

The Two World Wars

It’s worth differentiating between theWW1 and the WW2 exhibits, as they have a very different feel to them.

The WW1 bit is a bit like a continuation of the Napoleonic bit, above. Lots of original uniforms (amazing how colourful they were…at the beginning of the war!) and weapons on display, and lots of history written from a very French point of view.

WW1 isn’t really my thing, so I was quite surprised how much I enjoyed these galleries.

The WW2 bit, unsurprisingly maybe, has a very different feel to it. It’s a bit difficult to explain, but the other parts of the museum are displayed and written from the inside, as it were, whereas these galleries felt far more like you were reading something written from the outside. There’s quite a bit on the Free French army, which was very interesting, but again to me the best bits were the various pieces of equipment on show. I can really understand how big a Solothurn anti-tank rifle is now and, funnily enough, how small an MP-4 looks.

The Attic

The attic contains a visually astounding collection of Plans-Relief.

What’s a Plan-Relief I hear you ask? It’s basically a wargames table designed to be used as a map…or a map that looks like a wargames table: take your pick.

These are huge, and are displayed in an attic that seems to go on for miles. It’s a spooky place, and a must-see.

Napoleon’s Tomb

Displayed as the centrepiece of the inside of the Dôme des Invalides, this is impressive both inside and out.

Do try and pick a time that isn’t full of school kids so you can appreciate the full majesty of the place. The school parties tend to clump, and are usually only in there for ten minutes or so, so if there are some in there when you arrive, go have another beer at the restaurant and wait until you seem them streaming back past you into the museum proper before visiting it yourself.

The Dome des Invalides (above) containing Napoleon's tomb (right)

So, there you have it: an absolute recommendation for the Paris’ Musée de l’Armée. Had I had time, I would almost certainly of gone back and had another look around. There really is just too much good stuff on display to take it all in first time around.

A Visit to Bovvy

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Originally posted 30th August 2014

A recent holiday took me to Dorset and, to my great delight, less than half an hour's drive from Bovingdon Tank Museum. 

Bovingdon is a brilliant day out for anyone interested in 20th Century warfare and, of course, tanks. From the genesis of the AFV during WW1 through to an enormous collection of WW2 vehicles (my favourite bit) and on to more modern tanks up to and including the current campaign in Afghanistan. Superb!

Children will love it: both my daughters have no interest in wargaming, but nevertheless insist on going to the museum if we are ever anywhere near it. We have even been twice in the same week!

Here's a couple of pics taken last visit:

British Cromwell

British Lanchester Armoured Car

StuG (German, but in Finnish service)

Italian M11/39

Soviet KV-1